HomeCelebsArnold Schwarzenegger makes raunchy jokes about sex, prostitution after customs detention

Arnold Schwarzenegger makes raunchy jokes about sex, prostitution after customs detention

Published on

spot_img


Arnold Schwarzenegger made it through Munich customs with a few new jokes under his belt.

The “Terminator” star attended an auction in Kitzbuhel, Austria, on Thursday where he auctioned off a luxury watch that he reportedly failed to declare Wednesday at the Munich airport, leading him to be briefly detained.

Schwarzenegger, 76, kicked off auction with a stand-up comedy routine about the incident, as seen in a video obtained by TMZ.

“I mean, we always start things with a lot of drama. That’s what we saw yesterday. I mean, can you believe that all of a sudden I was in handcuffs?” he asked.

The former governor of California told attendees that the cuffs weren’t “because of the watch or the customs office” but instead from “a hot night” with his girlfriend, Heather Milligan, 48.

“It’s unbelievable. No, but seriously, the woman in the customs office said, ‘If you don’t behave I’m going to put you in handcuffs,’” he told an uneasy crowd.

Arnold Schwarzenegger poses during the event “Special Dinner for Climate Action” on the byline of the FIS ski alpine world cup in Kitzbuehel, Austria on Jan. 18, 2024. APA/EXPA/AFP via Getty Images

“And I said, ‘Hey, that’s okay. That’s a great deal because usually I pay $500 for that,’” he quipped.

Schwarzenegger proceeded to rave about the “very special” $100,000 Audemars Piguet that was in his luggage and was up for auction, and claimed customs agents also searched his bag for a second timepiece.

“He couldn’t find it because I was hiding it,” he joked. “And I can’t tell you where because I just cannot sit down today.”

A close-up of Schwarzenegger’s watch that was up for auction. WireImage
Schwarzenegger pictured in Munich customs.

The Post has contacted reps for Schwarzenegger for comment.

An insider told TMZ that the “Escape Plan” actor dazzled the audience with stories about the experience for around eight minutes.

The whole experience was seemingly worth it though as the watch reportedly sold for $293,000, per the outlet.

Arnold Schwarzenegger holds his Audemars Piguet watch. FilmMagic

An insider told Page Six that the former body builder was “never asked to fill out a declaration form and he answered every question from customs officers honestly” once they would the piece.

“He cooperated at every step even though it was an incompetent shakedown, a total comedy of errors that would make a very funny cop movie,” the source added.

He was reportedly released after a three-hour conversation about how he could pre-pay potential taxes on the watch.





https://nypost.com/2024/01/18/entertainment/arnold-schwarzenegger-makes-raunchy-jokes-about-sex-prostitution-after-customs-detention/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons

Copy the URL to share



Source link

Latest articles

Wall Street is pushing back its interest rate cut hopes

Investors were bullish late last year on when, and how quickly, the Federal...

Spanish police search gutted flats after 10 killed – BBC News

By Paul Kirby in London & Mark Lowen in ValenciaBBC News48 minutes agoTo...

Google News

Kingmakers - Official Trailer | IGN Fan Fest 2024  IGNKingmakers is the glorious embodiment...

Wendy Williams’ Legal Guardian Sues Lifetime Parent Company A+E Networks Ahead of Documentary

Wendy Williams Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images Two days before a major documentary chronicling Wendy Williams’...

More like this

Wall Street is pushing back its interest rate cut hopes

Investors were bullish late last year on when, and how quickly, the Federal...

Spanish police search gutted flats after 10 killed – BBC News

By Paul Kirby in London & Mark Lowen in ValenciaBBC News48 minutes agoTo...

Google News

Kingmakers - Official Trailer | IGN Fan Fest 2024  IGNKingmakers is the glorious embodiment...